So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Randomize
