I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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