I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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