just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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