So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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