Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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