i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
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I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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