he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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