I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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