Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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