Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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