I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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