Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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