Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
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we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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