all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"