The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
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I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.