Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
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Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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