I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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