I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
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There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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