She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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