I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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