yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
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He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
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From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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