There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
no you cant smoke seaweed
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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