Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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