and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
