i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
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He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
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He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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