Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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