either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
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I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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