dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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