We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
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Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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