I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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