i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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