It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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