i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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