Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
only if we run a train.
done.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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