I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
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So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I am one with the molecules
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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