her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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