Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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