Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
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thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
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Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
The uberlube is also flammable
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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