I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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