yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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