I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Randomize
