i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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