awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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