her vagine was all disorganized.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
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Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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