you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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