Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
You don't make any sense
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