Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
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Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I currently don't understand fingers.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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