I got chris browned last night
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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