scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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