i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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