STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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