I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Randomize
