You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
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Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
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She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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