8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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