Everything about him screamed your future.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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