Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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