I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
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Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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