its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
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You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Pooping to opera.
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