Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
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I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
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BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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