He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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